Here are 5 things you can do to make your wife think crazy things:
5. Have a hot secretary= Wife visiting office more often looking her best
4. Have more girls than guys as friends on Facebook= Wife starts internet monitoring
3. Wear Cologne to a "Guys night out"= You will be followed
2. Tell your wife about dreaming of her best friend= Wife hating her best friend and mad at you all day.
And the #1 WAY TO MAKE YOUR WIFE THINK CRAZY THINGS........
1. Leave on a business trip with sick kids, no heat, snow and ice, and DON'T CALL SINCE NOON and DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE!= Is he dead?!!
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5 things that make people think you hate your husband:
5. imply that he has a hot secretary when he doesn't even have a secretary.
4. imply that he is a facebook pimp.
3. talk about "guys night out" even though the last time he went out with friends was before he was married (that doesn't include going over to Sam's house).
2. dreams about best friends? What?
1. bring up the fact that he didn't call one night even though the entire week he had been calling every chance he got because he missed his wife and kids so much and was starting to feel pathetic for calling TOO much.
Love you honey. Can't wait to see you tonight.
Not everything on the list was referring to you. I know you love me. I love you too. I'm glad you're okay. Can't wait to see you!
john- you're a facebook pimp??? is the pay good?
Awwww, you guys are so stinkin' cute together! Wish you could move back here. And about having a hot secretary, that is a major no-no. You HAVE to get someone over 55 years old....it's a well-known rule. And she must be required to wear diabetic-control socks at all times.
that was super funny to read...thanks for the laugh...and in cheyenne where would you find a hot secretary anyways...
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